I have to tell you something. This is hard for me to say so I’ll just say it. You know how my name is Ronald and you all call me Ron? Well, now you might want to call me Ronda. That’s right. I cut it off. Now I’m just one of the girls. But that’s not why I am writing you today. I am writing to ask for your help. Do you guys know any good lawyers? I would like to press charges against my wife Shawnda.
Since my operation things have gotten weird between us. Shawnda is really upset that I didn’t talk to her about it before I did it. But it’s my body right? I tried to explain to her that a woman had been trapped inside of me–trapped behind my man parts. Now, that woman is free and she wants to love Shawnda. Anyways, I am sad to say Shawnda does not understand me and that after twelve years of marriage she has asked me for a divorce. I say no way.
As you all know, I love my wife and would never leave her. I want to spend the rest of my life making her happy, but she stopped sleeping in our bed and she no longer wishes to have sex with me. We tried a few times with a strap on, but Shawnda was completely uncooperative and refused to get turned on. It’s like she thinks I’m a homo or something.
Now she is threatening to stop making dinner for me. She says “I aint makin’ dinner for no white woman.” I believe I am being treated unfairly and that if we were to go to a court of law, a judge would rule in my favor. If you know a lawyer that would defend me and help me make Shawnda fall back in love with me, please let me know.