Elementary Letter

Dear Julie,

Mrs. Sherman is making us all write you letters because you moved to Kenya. I can’t believe you are IN Kenya! Did a giraffe really lick your face? That is what Caroline told everyone. I wish you were still at school but don’t ever come back. Jessica B. told everyone you got your period and now everyone is laughing at you. Even me. I know I will get mine too but not yet! Justin said it was because you had a big booty that you got yours so early. Is that true? I am sorry for making fun of you but you wouldn’t want to come back anyway because the classes are a lot harder this year and you know you are not very good at school. Don’t be sad if you don’t have any friends. I will still be your friend even though you moved to Kenya. I will write to you even though I don’t have to. If you want to be my pen pal then write me back!

Your friend, Olive

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4 Responses to Elementary Letter

  1. I’m impressed. Not wall jumping impressed. Keep writing, you have something to say in a very beautiful way.

  2. Rodrigo

    I love the combination of sweetness and innocent cruelty. I think it would be great to make a compilation of all your fiction and publish it!!!

  3. gloria

    Char. I knew lots of Olive’s when I was in school. Good story. Love, Gloria

  4. Anonymous

    Olive is a little bitch!

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